A Lesson in Perspective

Just when you think you're edgy because you've come out with a CD that has a drunken Sponge Bob on it, you meet a swanky New York PR maven who wears skunk fur hats and blogs as an alien.

Then, you get booked to do a children's show this summer and -- gasp -- there are liquor bottles all over your website. Do you see the challenges we artists must face every day?

Now do you understand why this woman looks so maniacal?